Have you ever been a conversation talking about one subject and someone just says something like, "I went to McDonalds and bought a cheeseburger." I kind of find it annoying, but have gotten use to it. I decided to mess with one and my friends in a conversation that went like this:

Friend:"I just got McDonalds"

Me:"Yay!, lets celebrate with a magic trick. Pick a number"

Friend:"6"

Me:"Alright square it"

Friend:"36"

Me:"Now divide it by the original number"

Friend:"6"

Me:"Now take away the original number"

Friend:"0"

Me:"Congratulations! You have reached the amount of fucks I give"

I don't know why, but when I am bored I tend to do things I wouldn't do normally like random conversations like these.